One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were standing
around near the horse paddocks watching the horses frolic.
"I am certainly bored," stated
"Me too," Paul chimed in.
Peter stood and watched the horses. "I
know!" Peter began. "Why don't we have a horse show?"
Paul and John thought that the idea was
great except for one small detail that Paul pointed out. "Who
are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked.
The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized
the answer. "We will call up Satan and invite him to the horse
show. I mean, we have all of the finest horses here in heaven, all
of the World and National Champions are here. His stable is ridden
with the spoiled, difficult and mean horses. We are certain to win
at the show!"
And so the trio calls up Satan on the other
realm communication lines and invited him to their horse show. Satan
laughed and asked why they would want to be humiliated like that,
because he would certainly beat them.
Peter, Paul and John did not understand.
"What do you mean Satan?" Peter asked. "We have all
of the National and World Champion horses in our stable in heaven.
How could you possibly beat us?"
Satan paused a moment and then laughed.
"Have you forgotten so soon gentlemen? I have all the judges!"
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