10. If they don't work out you can
9. They don't come with in-laws.
8. You don't have to worry about your
children looking like them
7. You never have to iron their saddle
6. You can repair their "clothes"
with duct tape.
5. It's possible to keep them from
"jumping the fence"
4. You can force them to stay in good
3. They turn white with age, but not bald.
2. They learn to accept restraint.
1. They don't care what you look like, as
long as you have a carrot!
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