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You know you're a horse person when...

- Everytime you drive past a road construction sight you think what nice jumps the barricades would make

- You say "whoa" to the dog

- There are bits soaking in your bathroom sink.

- You can't make it to work because of bad weather, but somehow still make it to the barn.

- You are totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on your clothes, in your food

- You are unreasonably pleased to get a horse item, ANY horse item, as a gift. "They really cared!!!"

- Every time you go to the stable, it takes 3 hours and you can't imagine where the time went.

- After you just got stepped on, and a non-horse person asks you if you are alright, and you say "what"? not realizing what they are talking about.

- You teach your little brother to skip by getting him to "canter", then "switch leads" until he's doing one-tempi flying changes (skipping!).

- Y ou count strides to the crack in the sidewalk, and then step over it

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